When it comes to condiments, how hard to you bring it? Sure, you probably have the first level (ketchup, earth balance, salad dressing type things) covered. If you're awesome you have even graduated to the second level (maple syrup, sriracha, harissa, gochujang). Congrats to you! But do you feel like you're ready for the third level of condiments?
Until you have jars of peace, love, and equality, you're just not trying hard enough.
(Sturdy vinyl sticker with black print on a white background. Drawing on sticker depicts a row of three jars surrounded by leafy vines. Jars are labeled "peace," "love," and "equality.")